Robbing people while at the bank!

In what may have been E3’s best-kept secret, audible gasps were heard from the audience Tuesday when Nintendo announced that Rockstar Games was developing a “Grand Theft Auto” title for the portable Nintendo DS system that would be released in winter. Titled “Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars,” the game will be set in Liberty City and focus on the Triad crime syndicate.

So Nintendo is set to relese the GTA DS Chinatown wars, really I was just at the mall sitting around using my DS to improve my brain power with brain ageand I thought you know I am getting too smart here.  Of course with my reflexes so keen now I was able to quickly able to insert GTA into the DS. Wow now I am stealling cars beating up hookers and everything while at the mall!

I really think that mario should be in the game also maybye we can even have him finally bang the princess. I know everyone out there has thought about. We could mak her a transvestite prostitute who is stuck living in Chinatown to make ends meet and luigi is her/his pimp! Mario must then partner with luigi to get her/him up to the higher ranks in the pros, while fighting in the gang wars!

….Okay maybye we went to far there but really is the DS not really designed as a kids system, why do we one want to see GTA cleaned up in anyway, have you now respect for yourself Rockstar. I know good and well Nintendo will not let you have full blown GTA fun in the DS version. So basically the DS version will be a gateway for children who cant play the real game. I really just wish Rockstar would stick to the PSP, PS3 and the 360. I like GTA in its full blown glory and not dumbed down for 8 year olds on the DS. That is the end of my rant…..